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[–] DBT@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

These are the proper beans for beans on toast. In the US (at least where I live) you’ll find them in the International section of the grocery store, not with all the other canned beans.

[–] InfiniteSpaces@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] SimplyChad@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] LucidDaemon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Anyone else eat directly from the can?

[–] nnz@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

We have not bean amused.

[–] heathm55@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I hear they're a magical fruit.

[–] ItsABarmcake@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Branson or go home

[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

I can't fucking beliave that the most popular post of all times, what a shame

[–] xaon_rider92@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] wabafee@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Heinz beans is good 😋.

[–] flameguy21@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'M FEELING FULL OF BEANS!

[–] american_defector@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hello, we’ve bean waiting for you.

[–] Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

We all witnessed

[–] complacent_jerboa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

this speaks to me on an emotional level

[–] Cyo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's not just a can of beans, Its a can of beans with tomato sauce 🍅!!!!😯

[–] henfredemars@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sorry that's the European version I only upvote the American version of the can.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Frijel Migoles - "Come mas frijoles."

[–] 1st@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

He’s a shitposting Warhol - a genius, and a fool

[–] Braz666@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

We've all Bean there

[–] xXxDickBonerz69xXx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Not even good beans lol.

Post some chickpeas or canelli beans or something coward.

[–] KijinSeija@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Yo I love those beans.

[–] Strangian@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The color of that can is trademarked

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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

This is the most upvotes I've seen ever on Lemmy.

My app is slow scrolling through these comments.

We have arrived, everyone.

[–] localidiot@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

I for one, welcome our new fiber-rich overlords.

[–] NoTime@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

Lemmy lore in the making.

[–] erik111189@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Fudgy@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Totally loaded with sugar.. Has anyone tried the cheesy beans..?

[–] claytempleton@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

omfg to the moon

[–] ThatsTheTicket@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You have a wonderful kitchen, cousin. (where my sietchposters at?) 😂

[–] Jarvis2323@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

All right after seeing this comment for the last 6 hrs I had to give in and upvote

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

Not even good beans. Branston is the way.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You fucked up. You need to put rule in the title to get upvoted.

[–] kamasupra@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I won't upvote. We don't have that brand. 🤔

[–] darkstar@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

Whoooooo!!!!

[–] HerbalGamer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah let's fucking go

[–] SirShanova@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] dirtbiker509@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

My dog pinto he ran away. But he came back the very next day. I asked pinto where he been. Pinto been Pinto been!

My dog Lima he ran away...

[–] aregularbeaneater@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I would eat those

[–] philgraves@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Chocked full of beany goodness.

[–] FlavorGrain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Those are some HQ beans good sir.

[–] variouslegumes@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago
[–] gon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

those are pretty nice beans tbf

[–] Meist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I have a bean addiction. My favorites are Pinto and Baked.

[–] ItsaB3AR@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Best beans ever. US beans are horrible. I pay $4 a can for these glorious beans.

[–] Reptorian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I wish I can upvote here, but it never works for me. I'll give you a upvote which you can't see here.

[–] Bluefrog1313@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It is not just a can of fucking beans. It's a can of fucking beans in tomato sauce.

[–] nevemsenki@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

ALIEN BEANS!

[–] ipha@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

A+ can of beans.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The Messiah has arrived! He has brought with him the Content That Was Promised!

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