this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] Vupperware@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Boston baked bean boy

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

spoilerBEEEANNNNS

[–] swarlos@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

LOL this already stomps on Reddit, take that Spez!!

[–] Elektrotechnik@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

A vital part of preventing pooping for three days.

[–] 007v2@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I upvoted the can of beans.

[–] Will_@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Lunyan64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Those are done great hecking beans! I'll upvote that

[–] solarzones@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago
[–] kebabslob@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Mmm theater food

[–] itscozydownhere@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This is a beautiful, beautiful can of beans

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This is a weapon of mass destruction

[–] Adori@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Mexican approved, will bean

[–] solidsnake2085@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

[–] SirShanova@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Thank god for beans

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago

I'd prefer a can of regular beans tbh.

[–] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Hi internet historians

[–] ToastyMedic@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

This can of beans has become the most popular post, top quality content right here.

[–] SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Liar. These beans aren't fucking.

[–] BeanEater@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Mmm love me some beans

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

PROTIP: beans spelled backwards is snaeb

[–] Applesaucenema@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

You lied, that's not just beans, there's also tomato sauce in there.

[–] macaronidildo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Bean there, done that.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

How are you supposed to fuck without some fucking beans?

[–] coffee_tacos@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Dude, we don't upvote anything, we just really love the choice of beans.

[–] SeedyOne@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

I'm here for the canned bean party...

[–] gon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

those are pretty nice beans tbf

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hell of a can though.

[–] chaosppe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] 8eyedcorsair@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Upvoted with extreme prejudice.

[–] Christos@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Most upvoted most on lemmy? 🤔

[–] LeHappStick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

ÑOM ÑOM ÑOM ME LIKE POROTOS

[–] EyesInTheBoat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

With Tomato Sauce

[–] GreenCrush@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Oh no. It's br*tish :(

[–] solidsnake2085@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Make sure the guy that won't shit for 3 days doesn't see this!

[–] micanite@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

let's go beans, new lemmy mascot

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

BEEEEEANS WHAT THE FUUUUUU

[–] BlueLikeSkye@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago
[–] lemony@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

solid beans mate

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Mmm yeah, look at those moist beans!

[–] TheRealAsmodeus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

How do you know the beans are fucking without opening the can?

[–] Lazylore@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's not just a can of fucking beans. This is a well known and beloved DayZ prop and lifesaver.

[–] Murple@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

oooo beans!!!

[–] Col3814444@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah but Heinz beans are the best beans so they always get an upvote. Op is cheating.

[–] rontosaurus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Bean nice meeting yall

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beans, the DNA of the soul! They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all beans, all passed on. You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak!

[–] StuStuMagoo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I love these beans

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

But maybe we hate Kidney beans.

Andy Warhol would freak out

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