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My favorite jokes (lemmy.zip)
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[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You Kant ever be one to Plato the crowd. Foucault the haters.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Heir! Heir!

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

For good bladder health, practice your Hegel exercises.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

I am partial to the Greek name pronunciation. Testicles!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Bill & Ted already made it so that I’ll never pronounce Socrates correctly ever.

[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Fwiw, the correct pronunciation is approx. "neats-sheh".

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

What about Plotto?

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

If someone critizises you for that, fuck em, just Feuerbach.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What philosophy does Subgenre subscribe to? 🤔

[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"A niche subgenre of jokes" is what they mean.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

“Camus can do, but Sartre is smartre.”

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 4 points 8 months ago

We love them Socrate more please!

[–] callyral@pawb.social 4 points 8 months ago

this made me forgot how to pronounce "niche"

it's like it made me expel all the langauge out of my brain temporarily

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 8 months ago

Very Humeorous