this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You Kant ever be one to Plato the crowd. Foucault the haters.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Heir! Heir!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

For good bladder health, practice your Hegel exercises.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bill & Ted already made it so that I’ll never pronounce Socrates correctly ever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fwiw, the correct pronunciation is approx. "neats-sheh".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

What about Plotto?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I am partial to the Greek name pronunciation. Testicles!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What philosophy does Subgenre subscribe to? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"A niche subgenre of jokes" is what they mean.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

If someone critizises you for that, fuck em, just Feuerbach.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

“Camus can do, but Sartre is smartre.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

We love them Socrate more please!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

this made me forgot how to pronounce "niche"

it's like it made me expel all the langauge out of my brain temporarily

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Very Humeorous