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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

At my age just breathing gives me gas. I sound like bagpipes with all the wheezing and tooting.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gut microbiome dysbiosis is a hallmark of aging, so the meme checks out.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I tried taking pre/pro-biotic gummies for a while to somehow try to fix my gut, and it just made me even more bloaty and gassy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I reset my gut biome over the course of a few months. It's honestly a huge pain in the ass. You have to juggle different ones until you find one that works, and you often wont know that until a couple of weeks of use. You also need to cut out things that don't interact well like a lot of fake sugars/etc, and often take the probiotics on an empty stomach and wait for a bit to eat, which is inconvenient. This is the one that finally worked for me, but it took 2 months of taking it as recommended.

It did have a marked affect on me though. Solved some long standing stomach issues. I weirdly also started really enjoying pickled foods, something I had been adverse to my entire life. The gut really affects you in odd ways.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

We know very little about the gut microbiome, so with very few exceptions, probiotic supplements are more or less useless and potentially unhelpful. Your best bet is to consume lots of fiber from varying sources, and eat fermented foods daily with live cultures (e.g, yogurt, sauerkraut, natto, etc.) There is a great blog, Eat Shit and Prosper, written by a microbiome scientist that is interesting and entertaining.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Then you have to take enzymes for reducing farting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I suggest you try other probiotics, the ones you're talking may not be the ones you're needing.

This post is sponsored by IBS-M.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Coffee makes me shit now. Jokes on you body. I now use it as a tool when I'm blocked up

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So your instance is a lie. It doesn't just work.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I've shamed myself and my community

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Coffee has always made me shit from the time I started drinking it regularly when I was 21.

But now, a cup of water in the morning will trigger it. Like my body says, "MOISTURE?? I guess we don't need this anymore!!"

I've stopped drinking coffee since getting on Adderall. Which is a shame. I was getting into some good stuff. But I've got a history of heart trouble in my family so coffee has been replaced by herbal tea. Gotta have a hot drink to truly wake up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For some reason, I suspect you are an enjoyer of Cinema Sins.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You can't just go around calling people unfunny millennials like that

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Hell yeah, rip 'em all day (when the setting is appropriate to do so)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

This meme is definitely made by someone who doesn’t have or know kids.

They’re walking smell bombs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I'm at the age where food isn't even necessary

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Cries in laryngopharengeal reflux