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Late boxer and entrepreneur George Foreman’s casket will be tilted to allow rendered fat to drain out of the bottom and into a separate tray, sources confirm.

“This is an option we offer to our more health-conscious decedents,” said Barry Carroll, funeral home director. “The patented fat-burning technology allows our patrons to experience a leaner afterlife without losing any of that heavenly flavor. You simply close the lid, and the casket does all the work. It couldn’t be any simpler.”

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

"The patented design drains the fat directly into my mouth!"

[–] M137@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Seems like someone ate the onion