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Children of public figures under the age of 14 are also off-limits, a 16 year old has enough free agency to break with or adopt their parents views. An 8 year old kid doesn't.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ no wonder Americans are so fat.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You've never tried these eggs covered in melted chocolate then rolled in sugar? Then deep fry it on a stick? As a side to a milkshake and fried dough and powdered sugar at a state fair? Yeeeehaww ohgodmyaorta

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I just don’t understand how a carton of that much processed sugar can be an 8th of the cost as the same amount of eggs from a chicken. It’s way cheaper there to be a fat turd than it is to eat like a normal person.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

To be fair... A year ago they were very close to the same price.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

That's the idea.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I would eat that

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

These suck. They never fry right, and hard-boiled is right out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I made the same joke earlier this week when we went Krogering

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Egg prices are dropping fast and are currently at the lowest since November.

https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/eggs-us

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Somebody should tell all of the grocery stores.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You obviously just need to start buying your eggs on the stock market instead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, all the nest eggs went down in value!