this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 76 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Well that is by design, crumple zones for energy displacement. But I do love seeing them totaled.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

this, and also the swastitruck poorly executes them, it actually doesnt crumple as it should and that makes it that much more unsafe. IIRC it doesnt pass any collision safety standard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

probably get sliced in half by the cybertruck parts flying at you.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago

Interesting hypothesis based on this case study. I propose we test it with a sample size of a few thousand.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

I mean yeah. I hate nazi mobiles like every one but it would be an issue if it didn't do that on impact.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

That said when they were first announced and talking about using SpaceX spaceship steel it sounded like it wouldn't have crumple zones.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

That was never going to happen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think you can pass the federal safety standard without them honestly. Not that Musk cares about the law or anything though...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Well he was driving one around without side mirrors... Looking it up apparently dealers are required to in the US, but some places at least may allow no side mirrors if a customer removes them? I can't believe all states would allow that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

On the other hand perhaps that issue would address other issues.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 weeks ago

All modern cars crumple and that's a good thing.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (4 children)

Wait, aren't windshields supposed to be either tempered or laminated? How in the hell is a huge shard able to be broken off like that?!

It seems if the locking doors don't ensure you cook in the event of a fire, the windshield will cut your entire head off. Great safety standards there!

Edit: as someone pointed out it's probably the reflection of that traffic light. Hating the cuck truck is cool, but quashing disinfo is much cooler 😎

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, aren't windshields supposed to be either tempered or laminated? How in the hell is a huge shard able to be broken off like that?!

I think that's just the reflection of a traffic light.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Ah, you may be right. I can see it now!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Pretty sure that’s the windshield wiper. If it isn’t then where’s the wiper, it’s usually on that side

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

You're right, I do feel a little safer knowing fewer people with give money to Elon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm dumb, but where do you see a piece of the windshield missing?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah thanks! I thought I was looking at the windshield wiper

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

That is the windshield wiper.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago

It really doesn't, and that's a problem. It has like 2 feet of crumple zone in the front so anything head on above 40mph is going to snap your friggin neck.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Low poly disaster.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

~~Bulletproof~~ ~~resistant~~ susceptible