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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

He literally voted for this

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On a video call, her black curls hang askew. She wears a tan uniform, reflecting her lack of criminal record.

They're even dressed based on status...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder if they have pink uniforms for the LGBT prisoners?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only in Arizona. (Though they were for everyone and thankfully Tent City was closed.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes that was pink uniforms and Bibles for all the men because sheriff Arpaio liked to shame prisoners and ask for citizenship papers from anyone that was guilty of being Hispanic in Arizona.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn that leopard must be bursting at the seams with faces at this point.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Leopard fashion has moved away from belts to suspenders but elastic waistbands aren't far away.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

This is the definition of leopards eating faces.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

He got what he voted for.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Overweight leopard dies after feasting for months straight! More at 7.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, poor leopard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He knows, he wanted this. In his mind, easy divorce, he probably called ICE himself.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

They were returning from their honeymoon.

ICE is lazy, instead of looking for actual violent criminal illegals, they just set up in airports looking for anyone with brown skin.