LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He knows, he wanted this. In his mind, easy divorce, he probably called ICE himself.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

They were returning from their honeymoon.

ICE is lazy, instead of looking for actual violent criminal illegals, they just set up in airports looking for anyone with brown skin.