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LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

He literally voted for this

[–] Vegeta@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On a video call, her black curls hang askew. She wears a tan uniform, reflecting her lack of criminal record.

They're even dressed based on status...

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder if they have pink uniforms for the LGBT prisoners?

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only in Arizona. (Though they were for everyone and thankfully Tent City was closed.)

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes that was pink uniforms and Bibles for all the men because sheriff Arpaio liked to shame prisoners and ask for citizenship papers from anyone that was guilty of being Hispanic in Arizona.

[–] AZERTY@feddit.nl 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn that leopard must be bursting at the seams with faces at this point.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Leopard fashion has moved away from belts to suspenders but elastic waistbands aren't far away.

[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

This is the definition of leopards eating faces.

[–] Vaggumon@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

He got what he voted for.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Overweight leopard dies after feasting for months straight! More at 7.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Oh, poor leopard.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He knows, he wanted this. In his mind, easy divorce, he probably called ICE himself.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

They were returning from their honeymoon.

ICE is lazy, instead of looking for actual violent criminal illegals, they just set up in airports looking for anyone with brown skin.