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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tasted some, delicious. Unrelated note, my whole house is pitch black, can't see a thing! Isn't that weird?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I am going to pretend that you are serious, you liar! The handyman specifically used to drink into every barrel for this reason!!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

That was probably worth some good money at the time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The last known liquid on Earth not contaminated with microplastics.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I can fix that!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Agreed. Send it to me to dispose of properly

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's 100 year old jersey bathtub hooch. Let me live stream you drinking that paint thinner.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Aged 100 years with hints of jersey bathtub? People would pay a premium

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Do I detect notes of saltwater taffy and Axe body spray?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

If someone tested it for wood alcohol I'd try it. I just don't want those Jake leg blues.