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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

You can’t break bedrock, unless you’re in creative. Also, something something bedrock is buggy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Just need some TNT, a lever, a trapdoor, and a bunch of patience.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

How rich is Loam family??? We must dig deeper

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

SO following the money, you’ve uncovered evidence that Sandy C. Loam is the one really pulling the strings????

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They're talking about species diversity of vegetative communities. SCL has slower drainage than SL, and there is an edge effect too, likely boosting diversity

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So you’re saying Sandy C. Loam is actively filling the swamp???? What kind of collusion is there between the government and the Loam family?????????

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm of two minds: on one hand, I want to play along with your little collusion comment. On the other hand, I'm a hardcore pedologist, with a decade of field experience.

Shitlord answer: D R A I N THE SWAMP! OVERTHROW THE GUBBERMENT!

Pedologist answer: The finer textures in the streamlets are likely from clays moving with the topography at the short scale, within the catena, via illuviation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Illuviation… or illuminati??? What does S. Loam know??????

You are clearly an industry insider (pedologist with decade of experience), keep your ear to the soil and let the world know if you hear secrets (silt??) about the Loam crime family (something something big clay doesn’t want you to know something something)

(Hope you enjoy the interest in soils even if it’s from shitlords)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I absolutely enjoy the shitlord spin on soils. Keep them coming

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Where was Sandy Loam on 9/11?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

And who's paying her to keep quiet about it?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

9/11 was 23 years ago.

How old is Sandy Loam?

4 billion? Shit, she was probably in a retirement center on 9/11.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Digger/Excavator ❌️

Underground cable finder ✅️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Unexploded ordinance party popper.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

We love NOT calling 811 and digging 30 ft down

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

You better be if you know anything about S. Loam, it’s a conspiracy I tells ya!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Everything here is clay. We have like 1/4 inch of rich top soil. Then directly below that, red clay. Sucks in the summer because it bakes and turns to bricks because we're so hot and dry. Suck in the winter because it cannot hold water, so the yard turns into a pond any time we get more than a sprinkle. Don't get me started on pH.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

So Rich Top is turfing your area with 1/4” soil to cover up big clay????

Is Sandy Loam working with Rich Top????? Is Rich Top a pseudonym for Sandy C. Loam??? We already know the Loam family is rich

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Tag yourself im silly clay

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

PART OF BIG CLAY???? WHAT DO YOU KNOW????????? WHO SENT YOU????? WHO IS SANDY C. LOAM

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This new Rule hits hard.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Hey hey people

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What is this part of the internet?? I need to know more so I can "avoid it forever"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Sounds like Big Clay is pressuring you to keep quiet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I feel personally responsible for this post.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You are;

Hidden in your post was sandy loam, who is she?? How is she related to Sandy C. Loam???? Who’s really pulling the strings here?????????? WHO SMUDGED THE DIRT DOCS??????????????????

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

It's all a giant conspiracy!!!