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You can shoot beams of your own brain's gray matter out of your eyes. (hilariouschaos.com)
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You choose the amount of ejected matter, but not its speed, and where in your brain it's coming from. The healing and re-generation of your brain afterwards is not any faster than it would be if this magically happened to you without your superpower, so if you want to know what to expect, ask a neurologist, not me.

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