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[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Does...does long bacon come from long pig?

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Just wait till I tell you about long eggs

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of the opening scene from clerks 2. I always assumed that wasn't a real thing. Now, I'm not so sure.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's real. Granted, it's made from eggs and doesn't just come out of the chicken that way, but it does exist IRL.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah, I remember McDonald's like coming out and saying that they crack an actual egg and don't use a product like that shortly after, but it looked nasty AF in clerks 2.

[–] Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

I'll spare you of the chicken

[–] CreatingMachines@fedia.io 17 points 9 months ago (3 children)

How...did you end up at the long bacon store?

[–] sheepy@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

It's right next to the soup store

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

You have to go to the short bacon store first.

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 9 months ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Long bacon pairs nicely with bone hurting juice.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

🎶 Long looong m... Bacon 🎶

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

You've heard of buying a T-shirt in the soup store, now get ready for buying a scarf in the bacon store!