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They don't build them like they used to (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Any color the customer wants as long as it’s “almond,” “harvest gold,” or “avocado.”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

2025 appliances: Sorry the company went out of business and the OS has DRM that needs to authenticate with the company servers that don't exist anymore.

2026 appliances: It looks like you're trying to store Skibidi brand ice cream, unfortunately, that is out of our food brand network. This fridge will self destruct in five seconds.

2027 appliances: Tired of your fridge self destructing when you put the wrong food in it? For a subscription of $29.99 a month, we'll ship you a supply of single-use chemical ice packs that you can just throw in the ocean when they wear off!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

planned obsolescence go brrrr

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Survivorship bias

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Not saying that planned obsolescence isn't a thing, but yeah the remaining appliances from decades ago are not completely representative of how reliable they were when new.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I am your choice of avocado or baby vomit green.