But what am I supposed to drink after next month?
this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
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No, you see... that's a monthly subscription amount.
Some people just don't read the article. 🤪
Water. The hangover will last till the next inauguration. You won’t even notice what’s going on while you puke.
It's a diet aid too? This keeps getting better and better.
The National Post is US-owned and conservative-leaning.
CNN is also US conservative owned lol
Bold of them to assume that Trump's presidential term will end at four years.
You mean he will last 5 terms?
Pretty sure he'll be dead before lasting that long... I wonder what the odds are on exactly how though
One beer a day?
Or the cans are cursed and you can drink them quicker to shorten Trump's presidency, but what would happen to you?
You become an alcoholic I mean republican
At least with an alcoholic l, there is some chance to reason.
Nah mate, I'll decide how much is enough. That ain't enough.
Seems off by a factor of 5 by my personal consumption. This is a stockpile for ludite teatotalers imo. Pure amateur numbers for anyone paying attention.
Triple it, this is a 3 beer/day presidency.
Now fix the interprovincial trading rules and provincial liquor cabal rules so that I can have one delivered to Alberta!
I’ll pay the 25% retaliatory tarts to get it in the US, but only if I can ride back in the crate afterwards.
lol tarts
Too bad they won’t ship it to Alabama. We could use it here too. 😳😂
There's a reason for that, eh
That there is. It’s going to be an… interesting 4 years. And an even more interesting time clean up the mess afterwards.
I'm stocking up on 4 yrs of gin
Can we just find a way to stay blacked out on propofol until 2029?
I hope this ends in 2029, but I have my doubts....
WASHINGTON, July 27 (Reuters) - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump told Christians on Friday that if they vote for him this November, "in four years, you don't have to vote again. We'll have it fixed so good, you're not gonna have to vote."
With the "trump said that, trump did that" every couple hours to a day, I'm gonna need 3 more boxes lol.