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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by ooli2@lemm.ee to c/lotrmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
 
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[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 59 points 2 years ago (2 children)

S•xual? Man, internet censorship is weird

[–] kernelle@0d.gs 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's engagement bait at this point right?

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Well I ain't playing along.

[–] kernelle@0d.gs 29 points 2 years ago

OP take notes, better crop too.

Beans/10

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not me, I'm definitely not engaging!

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 years ago

Aww, congrats!

[–] ooli2@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

edited.. thanks

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 20 points 2 years ago

Sexual censorship being used as engagement bait is a traditional part of many Christian marriages.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

I’m imagining all sorts of popular songs without the e

“When I get that feeling, I needs xual healing”

“I’m too excy for my shirt”

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

You mean ex right?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 15 points 2 years ago

Sexual, fuck, fucking.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

There is no fantasy, only ~~Xual~~ Zuul.

[–] DABDA@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

How serendipitous that there's [es]s*x in the background of that image.

Screenshot from the movie Revenge of the Nerds II showing a neon sign for "Hotel Coral Essex" with strategically burned out letters advertising "Hot oral sex"
(Looks like compression kinda ruined my capture, but I always think of this scene when encountering that word)

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 years ago

Just have your SO wear some Spock ears 🤷🏻‍♂️