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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I am skeptical of all articles with "scientists" in the title... but those mice are really cute. 😙

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But no little tiny tusks? No trunk? Lame. Is it so wrong to want a tiny mammoth I can hold in one hand?

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION SPENT EIGHT MILLION DOLLARS MAKING TRANSGENDER MICE!

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