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submitted 9 months ago by Irelephant@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 37 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would guess 200,000.

[–] IttihadChe@lemmy.ml 13 points 9 months ago

Average Health Insurance CEO

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

What is your favorite pizza topping?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 21 points 9 months ago

Cranberry.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

I threw up a little in my mouth.

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Playing with a cat.

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

You're so reasonable!

[–] ParlaMint@lemmy.ml 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hitler.

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[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Would you shoot a puppy, if so why?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 21 points 9 months ago

Yeah! I think they're cute.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

ಠ_ಠ

[–] s3rvant@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

These secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago

Yes.

[–] ParlaMint@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

Brutal

[–] serfraser@sopuli.xyz 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Reasons Lemmy is better than Reddit?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

I don't know any.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

I am irrationally angry.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Why do you throw litter out of your car?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago

Why not?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

God fucking dammit.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What's your opinion on the designated hitter rule in professional baseball?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Seems confusing.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Damn, I don't even need to edit to make you look bad.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 23 points 9 months ago

I'm not american.

[–] Alice@beehaw.org 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I'm pregnant and it's yours. :( What do you want me to do?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Crush it.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

......oh

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What are the three things you would never do, even for money?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Kill someone
become on of those right wing grifters
Become a "cancelled" stand up comedian.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

At least 2 meters.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What was your last web search?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

"Who is Barry Keoghan"

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What's your opinion of the ghost pepper?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Its really hot.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I've never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?

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[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do you like cheese?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Yes.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What are some things the world needs most?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

People to take the climate crisis seriously.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

If you had to choose a utensil to wipe your butt with (no toilet paper) which would you choose?

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