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According to RFK, measle outbreaks are normal. Religion and bleach will save Deregulated Texas and if the shit spreads, the USA too.
When I was growing up in India I believed that I was surrounded by the dumbest and most ignorant people on earth, then I moved to the US for a while and was surprised most people remembered to breathe.
Ya know when Conservatives died of Covid in massive numbers because they kept refusing to intentionally antagonize the people fighting Covid and every restriction put in place against it the only thing going through my head was
"I hope enough of them kicked the bucket to make Republicans unelectable so that tragedies like this can't happen again."
Guess what's going through my head now?
If only there was some way to control measles. Oh well, wishful thinking i guess.
Don't worry, RFK is here to make everything better!
And here I thought the pandemic craziness was an outlier
Measles? No no no, we're talking America here, you mean
Freedom Sores
as vaccination rates plummet, freedom ~~soars~~ sores
If only there was a way to prevent it...say a "vaccine"
JFC The idiot parents are doing this to their kids. I just can't anymore.
JFC
Close but its more of a RFK sorta thing (really just as much of an exclamation)
When these parents go to purgatory, I hope their long dead children greet them, "Why did you let me die?", just before final judgment is passed.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Naaah… I say we let those morons measel the ever-loving shit out of one another. But let them do it on an island somewhere in the middle of the Sea of Tranquility.