Why are his pants so short
this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2025
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He's a little boy wearing little boy pants.
Do you want pants, or shorts?
Yes.
Just wait til they get a load of my business casual Capris.
That armchair looks underage to me.
I'm told he's never once asked any upholstery for consent.
Be sure to put on a welding mask before you turn on the blacklight lest you end up like this poor sucker.
Cuck chair.
Absolutely beta to the max
beta to the max
That sounds like the hip new way to talk about these:
He can’t wait to fuck that thing.
I don't care if this rumor isn't true, it's head cannon for me.
He's weird because of his fucked up views. Just looking at him without knowing who he is or what he stands for (and without this being cpac) he looks like he could just one of those awkward actor types who appear in Seth Rogan films smoking weed and getting into trouble fucking couches.
I think it's the pants. Those are some zany ass pants.
What the absolute fuck. He looks like an intern at a law office that can't afford a suit yet.
High water pants for walking through all the shit.
He looks like he's giggling stupidly, while rocking excitedly and watching the school bully pull the neighbor girl's pigtails.
Why cant conservative men dress even semi decently? Like, buy clothes that fit ffs.
That's the issue though. They buy suits, if you want a well fitting suit you find a good tailor and have it made by hand fully or find a good tailor and buy a rack suit and have it fit to you. The second issue is ill fitting suits are too emulate dear leader since Trump just doesn't have them fitted.
Getting them fitted is a gateway lifestyle. Might turn you gay. Can't take the risk. When you dress from the rack you dress with Jesus.
That explains his style of ill-fitted armchair.
In his defense, that's a pretty juicy looking armchair.
I don't really exercise much. I am not athletic, and have zero fighting or martial arts training.
And still I bet JD Vance would cry if I hit him.
He has the same leg-to-body size ratio as a dik dik:
Traitor Tot
for how long have you been weird? whole life? good.