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[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 67 points 1 year ago

Pass the bleach eyedropper after you're done with it please.

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago

Elon doesn't have a box shaped body in this. That's how I can tell it's fake.

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 52 points 1 year ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

[–] wirebeads@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is fake. Not real. Not even bigly real. F’elon is way fatter than that in real life.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I thought this was the trump nude, I would argue its worse...

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

They both are.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 29 points 1 year ago

As a gaymo, I'm just gonna say both of them are 1000000000000% percent hotter in this photo than in real life. AIRump got some biggass arms and bear-like belly, and Elmo barely look like actual Elmo because he has an actual human body shape.

[–] TheCelticPirate@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

They wish those were their bodies.

[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this real? Did they jointly post it on X? I mean, it was kind of obvious, but I thought they would be afraid to just come out like that.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

A lot of people are saying it’s real. People familiar with the situation are saying it’s real.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

This is how they should be placed on the guillotine. So they can share one final kiss, when the blade drops.

[–] moe93@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

I can't un-see this so now I will make others suffer.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I knew AI was a blight on society and this proves it. My eyes are trying to leave me now.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Oh damn. Are we already the AI?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Idk, I have a lot to say about that but I'm too tired to function right now. Let's just say the digital world is not the only world we live in right now, and the spirit of academia lives on.

E: Oh, dangit I forgot what sub I was in. Truth is I'm also baked off my ass.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

they faked musk with a human-like body even when we have proof he's an oversized troglodyte.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Hey, what did I ever do to you?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

Why the fuck is this on my screen

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Quick, you could do it in one shot.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Lllluuuuuiiiiigggiiiiiii

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I can't get over their Peter Griffin chins touching tips. 🥺

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Welp, guess today's my "Burn I'll my devices and run away into the woods to disconnect from modern society forever" day

!tihi@lemmy.world

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We all know who wears the pants.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago
[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure, but who's pregnant with whose baby?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago

Wow, that’s an image.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago

Only acceptable use of generative AI

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IDK guys, I kinda like the way their bellies make contact. It feels organic to me.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Stop right there! You are hereby detained by the Online Police for being presumed a homosexual. I'm-a need you to step away from the keyboard and do a little dance with me. Untz untz untz untz..

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Aren't homosexuals really good at dancing?

Who posts this garbage

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Wow

Much titty

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

6’ 3”

215 lbs…

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I never wanted to see this but suspected I might.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I don't think that's where Trump usually kisses Musk.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There are really local good video models for Musk and Trump now.

…And, uh, acts including this, and more.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

If it’s true love, you gotta finger the diaper

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (10 children)

the first they kissed they were sucking putin's dick at the same time

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