this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 152 points 1 year ago (2 children)

did anon invent a strawwoman to be upset about?

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

Lol, well played

[–] GJdan@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago
[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Had me till the last sentence. 10/10

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Me too. I legit thought this was going to be a BS dream sequence. Fantastic turn.

[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

I'd rather say it's pyrite

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 34 points 1 year ago

I'm with him, people who litter deserve to be in the lowest depths of hell.

[–] KombatWombat@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

My favorite:

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