this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2025
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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

No doxxing No slurs No racism And no fucking nazis!

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[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 94 points 10 months ago (20 children)
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[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago

He looks to be on verge of tears. What a bland life if your identity is so tightly wrapped around the swasticar.

[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hate speech?

Fuck off, fascist. You never believed in it before.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 10 months ago

I'm not sure hate speech can even really be applied to vehicles. Oh, and it definitely isn't misinformation, as they are probably terrible.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

swasti-car? genius

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

What a fucking whiney douchebag. Your solution is to run to mommy and tattle?

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This guy jerks to elons weird chested swimsuit pix.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

I knew exactly what you were referring to, and I honestly just have to sit with that for a minute. That's bleak.

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 22 points 10 months ago

What a fucking dork.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 15 points 10 months ago

Don't worry that you do not have the self awareness to be ashamed and embarrassed about owning a tesla product everyone who sees you driving it is ashamed and embarrassed for you.

[–] Nulubez@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

Wee wiitle naziwagen

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What's the first vehicle slur?

[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

Swastitruck, I guess

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I gotta know so I can start using it!

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Oh, yeah it could be. The difference in censoring approach confused me.

[–] DonAntonioMagino@feddit.nl 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It took me a few posts to realize it's not satire. He's just rage baiting.

[–] coronach@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago

It really comes off as satire on some posts and rage baiting on others. It's really bizarre.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] melvisntnormal@feddit.uk 3 points 10 months ago

The CybertrucKKK?

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 9 points 10 months ago

Hey look, a Nazimobile!

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Well in this case it is clearly a dorkmobile.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Mein Fürher, these people are meeean to me, do something.

That guy walked an extra mile to buy not one of abundant Tesla cars but the elonvan specifically.

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 10 months ago

I've been calling them cybercucks

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

shitasstruck?

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 10 months ago

Anyone buying one before was a mug anyone holding onto one deserves the ridicule. It won't go away because you're butthurt and crying to the mods, welcome to the internet it's been 40 years of piss taking and calling out.

[–] potentiallynotfelix@lemmy.fish 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is it just me that thinks this is satire? There's no way someone unironically said they'd report negative comments

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[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 2 points 9 months ago

How about the 3rd regime mobile

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