this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2025
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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

No doxxing No slurs No racism And no fucking nazis!

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[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 94 points 2 years ago (20 children)
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[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago

He looks to be on verge of tears. What a bland life if your identity is so tightly wrapped around the swasticar.

[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hate speech?

Fuck off, fascist. You never believed in it before.

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[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

swasti-car? genius

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

What a fucking whiney douchebag. Your solution is to run to mommy and tattle?

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This guy jerks to elons weird chested swimsuit pix.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

I knew exactly what you were referring to, and I honestly just have to sit with that for a minute. That's bleak.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

He look like a Rob Liefeld character.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 22 points 2 years ago

What a fucking dork.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 years ago

Don't worry that you do not have the self awareness to be ashamed and embarrassed about owning a tesla product everyone who sees you driving it is ashamed and embarrassed for you.

[–] Nulubez@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

Wee wiitle naziwagen

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What's the first vehicle slur?

[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

Swastitruck, I guess

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I gotta know so I can start using it!

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Oh, yeah it could be. The difference in censoring approach confused me.

[–] DonAntonioMagino@feddit.nl 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It took me a few posts to realize it's not satire. He's just rage baiting.

[–] coronach@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

It really comes off as satire on some posts and rage baiting on others. It's really bizarre.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] melvisntnormal@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

The CybertrucKKK?

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 9 points 2 years ago

Hey look, a Nazimobile!

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Well in this case it is clearly a dorkmobile.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Mein Fürher, these people are meeean to me, do something.

That guy walked an extra mile to buy not one of abundant Tesla cars but the elonvan specifically.

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 2 years ago

I've been calling them cybercucks

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

shitasstruck?

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago

Anyone buying one before was a mug anyone holding onto one deserves the ridicule. It won't go away because you're butthurt and crying to the mods, welcome to the internet it's been 40 years of piss taking and calling out.

[–] potentiallynotfelix@lemmy.fish 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is it just me that thinks this is satire? There's no way someone unironically said they'd report negative comments

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[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

How about the 3rd regime mobile

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