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[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You're wrong, the secret ingredient is Patrick Source.

[–] Lojcs@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago
[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

This comic is pure gold

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

That brings up the question where does he get all those crab limbs? Are they chained up somewhere and he harvests their limbs for the Krusty Krab?

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They've got it all wrong. Just like cow patties, crabby patties do not contain meat.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Just like cow patties

Um... What?

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

cow patties

Warning: photos

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_dung

Cow dung, also known as cow pats, cow pies, cow poop or cow manure

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I grew up on a farm, I know what cow pies are, but they said cow "patties"! Maybe it's a regional thing, but I've never heard of manure being referred to as that. Even your Wikipedia link doesn't include that term...

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

I think it's regional, I haven't heard it often, but I have heard it before. I guess pat = patty?

This link uses both terms for example

https://agriculture.canada.ca/en/science/story-agricultural-science/scientific-achievements-agriculture/cow-patty-critters-new-guide-canadas-faecal-friends

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 5 points 10 months ago

There's very little meat in these gym mats

[–] don@lemm.ee -1 points 10 months ago

Cow patties don’t contain meat the way beef patties do. Cow patties are vegan however, afaik

[–] Trincapinones@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 10 months ago

The Krusty Krab is a crab trap1000145327

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

There is an episode where he tries it and says something that basically hints that he just ate himself and didn't think it was bad.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 4 points 10 months ago

You May Live To See Crab-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I thought it was whalefall.

[–] NahMarcas@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Actually Hillenburg said in life the Krabby Patts dont have meat of any kind

[–] RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Alex Bale (the spongebob theory guy) suggests it's whale meat...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlCb3ZNalqA

Enjoy this rabbit hole! It's a wild, riveting ride.

[–] asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world -2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] 0x01@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world -2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] snail_hunter@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Kelp drink containa kelp, Krabby patties contain crab

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You would think that was obvious, but reading comprehension really is dead.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Well, Krab at least. Who knows what's in Krab.