When one hard-boiled officer by the name of Benedict was asked to comment about the egg poaching, he said, "I don't think this theft will go over easy."
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But so far, the police are bedeviled. When asked about the appearance of potential suspects, the Chef of Police reported, "albumen."
They are going to need a hard boiled detective to solve this case.
I love a nice headline pun.
They’re going to smuggle them down south.