I think you have to expand to a wider topic. I and many other women really appreciate and like beards.

as a man I hate facial hair, so there must be a woman who loves it, for balance

I’m very glad for my eyebrows and eyelashes, and there’s that Sikh woman (relevant because of the religious ban on cutting hair) whose wedding picture went viral like a decade ago. She had a pretty full beard and had styled it beautifully with small flowers woven into it.

That's simple. Growing facial hair isn't cool, it's facial hair itself that's cool.
Someone with a big walrusy Wilford Brimly moustache is cooler than someone who's working on growing a moustache.

I would really love to have a beard. I have joked that I am clearly wishing I were a dwarven woman, because besides this, I am very happy with my assigned gender at birth

I also have a friend who, due to hormonal stuff, naturally grows an extremely thick and impressive beard and wishes that they didn't have to shave it (if they don't, they get hate crimed :( )

Not a woman, but I know an agender person who's super hyped to get facial hair.

As it turns out, spear fishing is indeed cool

Well, Joe Rogan

maybe some things so incredibly niche that only one or two people total like them, if those people happen to be men?

Fortran

there’s girls who like trains, i’ve met them! reckon sometimes they’re less vocal bc mansplaining is upsettingly common in any male dominated hobby :/

Check out Blondihacks on YouTube. She's a hobby machinist who is currently building a working model Pennsylvania A3 Switcher.

Gay porn is the second most popular genre among female pornhub visitors. Right behind lesbian porn.

https://www.pornhub.com/insights/girls-like-boys-who-like-boys

Are you sure there are no women who find man on man sex cool?

nah there's girls who like it

someone clearly has never seen a grown woman fangirling over their favorite yaoi pair becoming canon

I refuse to believe that there are no women who enjoy Warhammer 40k.

having a small penis doesn't make anyone a bad person, all your other terms are fair and objectively bad, but how do you bot realize you are potentially hurting perfectly decent people with the last one? I know its a widespread practice and that and I am not really mad about it, but it still amazes me how the insult is still used. If someone is an abusive, narcissistic misogynist then that's bad enough, don't gotta go there.

Think about your harmless bros with insecurity issues over this thing that doesn't make them a lesser person.

End rant, again not mad at you just a thought.