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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago (2 children)

There was a Fiat on fire on the side of the road earlier. Italy answers the call!

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Nah they were calling for help, too.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 3 points 10 months ago

Fiat isn't Italian anymore

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 47 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Where was America when the freedom fries fell?

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Jondor will answer! eh Jandalf?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 10 months ago

America is kill?

[–] railwhale@lemmy.nz 20 points 10 months ago

The MacSignal

[–] Tja@programming.dev 19 points 10 months ago

Canada pretends to not be home

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I won't be concerned until I see the KFC bucket on fire

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

KFC bucket on fire

2026 Olympic flame.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

When stalin had a heart attack, no doctor dared risking saving him.

Kind of appropriate for America to die of a heart attack.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Gandalf first needs to purge the orange gremling from the white house.

Has anyone seen Bernies cape and staff?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Nope. Just his mittens.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I pledge allegiance to the flaming M of the United States of America, and to the Dictatorship for which it stands, one sundered Nation Forced under God, indivisible, without liberty nor justice for all

[–] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 10 months ago

Oh Say Can You See
By The Dawn's Early Light
What So Proudly We Hailed
In The Twilight's Last Gleaming
Bacon Stripes and Burger Buns
Through The Ravenous Night
On The Ramparts We Ate
Its Fat Glisteningly Streaming

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Id like to order a NATO burger with the real freedom fries this time

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

May McDonald's burn to the ground! Good riddance!

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And Rohan will answer: Daga kotowaru

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

[–] themakara@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I first read bacon lol

[–] Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 5 points 10 months ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

If this was in the south, it would be a waffle house sign

[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Aurora's fire