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[โ€“] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always loved this one from my fridge:

[โ€“] Hellstormy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[โ€“] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It means if the fridge makes those sounds there is nothing to worry about.

[โ€“] SeekPie@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

And it doesn't have to be printed out in different languages.

[โ€“] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When you call costumer service, instead of going "it's making this sound SRRR! SRRR!" you can say it's making the fly noise

[โ€“] XTL@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Do not dangle the mouse by the cord or throw at co-workers."

"All parts of the computer should fit together easily and without force. By all means, do not use a hammer!"

But seriously, some old UNIX workstation and server manuals come to mind as there's no mention of Microsoft anywhere. Just a good description of how the computer is actually supposed to be used.

Also home computer manuals and some hifi and lab equipment manuals which came with full schematics and measurement and calibration procedures. They essentially gave all users the maintenance manual and not just the dumb user one.

[โ€“] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Also home computer manuals and some hifi and lab equipment manuals which came with full schematics and measurement and calibration procedures. They essentially gave all users the maintenance manual and not just the dumb user one.

I wish this was more of a thing. Right to repair!

dumb user one

Really pisses me off

Last router I had to install had a manual that was literally only "Put this cable in this hole. Click this button. Et voila." with no explanation what any of the other buttons or slots or indicators were for.

[โ€“] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love that. So he only likes pictures? If you write text, he will still take you?

[โ€“] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Any written or spoken information about 2521 will cause it to grab it. Be it whatever is used to write it down, or whoever said it.

So it can only be described in images, photos or pictograms

[โ€“] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[โ€“] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hasn't gotten me yet. I should be fi

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Oh, hello Fi!

[โ€“] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

RIP slaveRat's computer/phone

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah so the guy in Scenario A actually writes a piece of text which the SCP consumes. If he drew an image, nothing would happen?

[โ€“] Corno@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Wii safety documentation

and here I was, wanting to go skydiving with a Wii...

[โ€“] Pacrat173@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I was hoping someone would post this one itโ€™s a classic

[โ€“] zzx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Any of the classic RFCs. I really like the way RFCs are written.

Also, they're extremely verbose, but the Intel x86 processor manuals are fascinating

[โ€“] gens@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

I think datasheets for components are often pretty great. At least the old ones with good application information and all that.

Then again, for a modern MCU or something there's several books worth of information, so it won't be on one document any more.

[โ€“] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 7 points 1 year ago

Automotive SPICE ยฎ v4
Process Reference Model
Process Assessment Model

https://vda-qmc.de/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Automotive-SPICE-PAM-v40.pdf

[โ€“] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

I loved when games came with manuals. FI Sid Meiers Pirates

[โ€“] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like writing documentation for processes at work. I always aim it at the "I'm familiar with the tools but haven't done this before" person. I always include examples of the actual commands because it is one thing to describe a command but when you see it it makes FAR more sense.

I always include examples of the actual commands

You're an angel.

[โ€“] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lmao, didn't notice that but I can actually see it

[โ€“] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The Voron 3D Printer assembly manual. It's like IKEA and OSI had a baby.

https://raw.githubusercontent.com/VoronDesign/Voron-0/Voron0.2r1/Manuals/VORON_V0.2r1_Assembly_Manual.pdf

I'm going to do a write-up on this in the future. It really is a wonderful experience.

[โ€“] macgyver@federation.red 4 points 1 year ago

My Voron made me want to pull out my hair going through the instruction manual. Absolutely hated building it.

[โ€“] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ghost ride ya whip, a flowchart:

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

๐ŸŒˆ Now we know! ๐Ÿ’ฏ

[โ€“] lnxtx@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

Aviation procedures manuals.

You more remember documentation which sucks than a good examples.
Sometimes is better to just read a source code.