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Easy guide for using a roundabout (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

Guide to using a roundabout

  1. When approaching roundabout area, don't adjust your speed
  2. When approaching the entrance to the roundabout, close your eyes and hold your steering wheel tightly
  3. When entering the roundabout, let your vehicle be guided by barriers, curbs, railings and other vehicles
  4. Wait until your vehicle exits the roundabout
  5. After you exit the roundabout, open your eyes
  6. If your vehicle fails, stops or is severely damaged or unable to function any more .... blame everyone else for what just occurred.
[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know this is memes but as a Brit, I’ll never understand how people are scared of, don’t understand, or don’t see that roundabouts are superior.

It takes a few goes in them during driving lessons and they get easier.

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I read somewhere that in America to get your license, you take a 40 question quiz, that you can pass with up to 10 mistakes and the driving test usually consists of low speed driving and parking, no highways, no roundabouts.

Don't know how much of this is true, but that sounds too simple.

[–] SparrowRanjitScaur@lemmy.world -5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

They're good in low traffic areas. They're way better than a 4 way stop, but in high traffic areas traffic lights are better.

Edit: Apparently I was wrong about this.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

in high traffic areas traffic lights are better.

Absolutely not. And roundabouts have traffic lights too, these are not mutually exclusive.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago

Not necessarily.

Roundabouts are used in area of moderate to high traffic where multiple roads meet and places where continuous flow is needed. Like motorway junctions. The junction near me is very high traffic, and we use a roundabout with traffic lights too. They can be less effective if the flow of traffic is heavy in one direction but not the other.

Traffic lights are used in busy urban areas where there are a lot of pedestrians or places with uneven traffic distribution. These can cause issues of slowing traffic in quieter times due to lights not really being smart and knowing when people are there.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 4 points 1 year ago

Nope. Traffic lights create high traffic areas, by unnecessarily delaying cross traffic.

Near my parents house, there is a 6-way intersection. When I was growing up, it was served by traffic lights, with straight and left-turn lanes in all directions. Traffic was backed up all day long in 3 of the 6 directions, to the point that pretty much everyone waited through at least two turns.

A few years after I left home, they converted it to a two-lane roundabout. Traffic immediately died down. Now, you typically see one to two other vehicles when you pass through the intersection, and you never wait more than a few seconds to get through.

[–] Konstant@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Step 0: Get a monster truck.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Americans are seemingly already prepared

[–] iii@mander.xyz 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Video tutorial: https://youtube.com/watch?v=FPw_dWTxjmk

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

WTF!

It's amazing that nobody was hurt. I would never guess from the images.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

Per the picture, of you have a death wish.

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Video tutorial covering roundabouts and also defensive techniques for fighter aircraft.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A bit of info for anyone who doesn't know how to use a roundabout: it's just a one-way street that loops around on itself tightly. Seriously. That's it.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I want to get off Mr Bone's Wild roundabout!

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

It can get slightly tricky when it has two lanes where only the right lane exits. The idea here is that you should merge into the right lane after the last exit before your exit, but so many people in my neighborhood don’t understand this.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know, they are so easy to understand.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

They are, but I feel like there are people who like to cause unnecessary confusion by making things out to be more complex than they are (not just limites to roundabouts, either).

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is a great Forza guide.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Yes, it's a shame they didn't make a fifth one 😐.

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Avg american driver

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Some of the roundabouts in my town are subterranean and have a column of bedrock in the middle. Good luck with that.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Pray

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Of course the ones above ground are covered in ice for about half the year and you end up slow speed drifting around them.

[–] Kyatto@leminal.space 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sending this to my new british friend asap

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wrong side of the road on this picture.

[–] Kyatto@leminal.space 1 points 1 year ago

Okay... Sending it to him cause he loves making fun of me for being american :/

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

For that 1 roundabout in the picture, yeah, just go through it. Whoever made it didn't care to learn how roundabouts work either.

[–] Llufollis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I live in France and I can confirm, this is how we drive roundabouts (but you have to watch out for the people demonstrating (or not🙃)).

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have been to France quite a few times and I never noticed that. Using someone else's bumper as a stopping bar however...

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Now playing The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

This is my first satisfying chuckle of the day. Something about it is just right (to me).

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Do not look up at the sky. Do not make noise.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

The rules for roundabouts are the same as the rules for crossing into the beyond in Pet Sematary

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Just watch out for the guy camping there, Steve's a good guy and is just temporarily down on his luck

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 2 points 1 year ago

X do not surrender

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This does make me wonder: do municipalities with a large number of roundabouts have stats for how these things foil drunk drivers? I feel like there's a serious possibility of reducing fatalities if we just replace the center of these circles with ponds and/or sand traps.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Or with a minefield.

[–] Drz@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

There have been efforts https://youtu.be/xTk_kPeA63c

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Hey, who got this picture of me?

[–] comador@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Definitely the drunkard way, or American way; both interchangeable.