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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

You know that you can buy heroin with money?

[–] PotatoMoon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Heroin offers to solve all of your problems. It's like money in that way. They do it via differing avenues tho.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I can't think of a single problem that heroin offers to solve.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 8 points 10 months ago

All of your problems with melt away...briefly.

[–] frazorth@feddit.uk 2 points 10 months ago
[–] Plaidboy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

It isn't just money that can solve your problem though, it takes effort too. No matter how much money you have at the very least you still have to use your mouth to speak to get what you want.

[–] shy_mia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

It makes you briefly forget about your problems while creating a lot more.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 10 months ago

But then you won't have money.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 11 points 10 months ago

I think it is perhaps more accurate to say Power is Heroin for Violent People

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Can confirm. Love making money, daily life is pretty boring by many people's standards.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't like making money but I do like receiving it.

Usually requires that I make it somehow. That part usually sucks.

[–] oo1@kbin.earth 2 points 10 months ago

Yep, it's really finicky to draw the picures and lettering just right . . . and finding that same colour and texture paper.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Junkies are some of the most boring people to talk to

[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Ah yes, love hanging out with all those fun heroin addicts

[–] glowie@h4x0r.host 5 points 10 months ago

Just crushing up a Benjamin to inject this motherfucker right into my vein

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 10 months ago
[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago
[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that a quote from a series or movie?
I just can't remember anymore where I've heard it, but it stuck with me...

[–] PotatoMoon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think it's a quote from like 10 movies or blogs or something

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Could very well be, yeah...
Just heard it an a movie or series like a week ago the first time, but can't really remember where I heard it

[–] qwertilliopasd@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just heard it in "A Real Pain"

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

Ah, yeah, thanks!
That was it!

[–] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 1 points 10 months ago

Assets* ftfy

[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago

Not if you spend it on things that are fun. I have so much fun decor and furniture wishlisted on Amazon and when i have my own apartment it will be a scrapbook of everything that brings me joy. I will make my bed look like an amazon van because I'm not boring.