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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If your oncle on FB does its wierd , but once your wierd oncle becomes milliardaire, he ll be called Anti Aging Zealot all over Internet

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lol idk why but I find it so funny that you are speaking English with French nouns.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

…who the fuck cares?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He looks healthy enough to be a real snack for whoever gets to eat the rich

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Immortality is a daily pain in the dick.

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