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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Honestly this is the most believable excuse that I’ve read so far. “Throwing his ‘heart’ to the fans” is that seriously the best these Nazi asshats can come up with?

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If he didn't want everyone to think he was a nazi then he would come and tell people that himself, because he would be ashamed and appalled that it has been misconstrued as such. But instead theres random cock suckers tripping over themselves to do it on his behalf like he's incapable of doing it.

Which just means he's fine with people thinking he is a nazi.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Which means that ~~he’s just fine with people thinking that~~ he’s a nazi

The most enthusiastic zeig heil since nineteen forty five

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But even then, two hearts? What, is he a Klingon?

[–] phughes@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Today is a good day (for him) to die.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe its all part of the act. I mean look where it got him.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

He's absolutely throwing his heart clearly to his fans! Like a Nazi.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Adding the white man's overbite to it does seem like an innovation.

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's the cyber~~p~~truck of Nazi salutes.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

It's the ~~cyberpunk~~ cybertruck of Nazi salutes.

ftfy

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

I never thought to connect those two things, but now that you bring it up, I'm not sure I can picture someone driving a cybertruck without a white man's overbite.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

You'd think the Tesla stock would have gone down more after he did a Nazi salute.

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/tsla

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We need a community called "actually posted by the onion" where you would had to check twice to see if it was actually posted by the onion

p.s.: it seems like the artivle wasn't written by the onion