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[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Owning a dog is the intersection between thinking dogs are the best, and actually having the time, energy and headspace to look after one.

If dogs looked after themselves like cats do, I'd be inclined. But then they wouldn't be dogs, I suppose.

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dogs are so loving and in my case have always been obedient, but the first two years they behave like a dinosaur on meth. And then cats are so calm but they just ignore me except for when they want food.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you try to play with your cats? If you don't try to need any of their needs other than food, water, and litter, why would they care about you beyond that? I have 3 cats and a rescue kitten I'm fostering, and all 4 of them seek me and my wife out for attention every single day. Play with your cats and respect their boundaries, and they will come to you for their emotional needs as well.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I have two cats and one of them is motivated exclusively by food and the opportunity to rip cardboard boxes apart and spread to the contents over the floor. He's not interested in anything else.

The other one is perfectly friendly.

Sometimes you just have to have the right kind of cat.

[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like my dog's energy because she motivates me to move at least a little bit each day. Of course I'm not gonna get a husky because no amount of motivation would let me keep up with them, but a good energy match in a dog is heaven to me.

I like cats too, but I feel like I just don't "get" them as intuitively.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's going on here?

Stereotyping and overgeneralisation!

[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hush now, I'm busy psychoanalysing people for their choice in pets.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Oh, right. My mum has a budgie and I keep an ant colony?

[–] cristo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I think its called toxoplasmosis

[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Toxoplasmosis

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Guess I'm not a straight man.... Hey honey....

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

I thought I was a straight male, but clearly the science has spoken. Hey honey...

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm queer AF and I prefer dogs.

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

I think everybody guessed that bro.

[–] nikaaa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think it depends on your stance towards authoritarianism. Dogs follow commands, cats do not.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

Cats follow rules. Your mistake is believing you are in charge.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Who knows. I'm straight and I don't care for a dog's energy at all, which is unfortunate because nearly every dog I meet really loves me. They're just not my thing. They're stiff, they're clacky, they're clumsy, and they stink. They climb up and try with all their strength to get their mouths/noses right up in my face, and I hate it.

I am nice to them, though. Don't get me wrong. They don't know that I don't like them.

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

We have 2 snakes. But i call my ( cornsnake ) sometimes my puppy. My partner his snake ( hognose ) we lovingly call the kitten.

So from now on i am a male and he is female. Got it. Good to find these kind off rules. Otherwise we would suffer in unknowing and make mistakes against statistics. ;)

[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Straight man (cis) here. I prefer cats because having a dog is like having a stupid, stubborn kid that shits everywhere and screams constantly. Doesn't even come with the benefit of being able to witness their beautiful, growing mind. They're just dumb and annoying forever.

I expect this to be my most disliked comment lol

[–] lost_tortie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] LowleeKun@feddit.org 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I love cats butndigs are cool too.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

Going to love me some butndigs.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What happened to white women fuckin' their dogs?

That used to be a thing among that list, so you'd think they end up on the "prefers dogs" part.

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Someone spending too much time on r34 sites...

[–] ichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I didn't make that up, for a long time i saw loads of claims and insinuationz that all white women fuck their dogs.

Not me who thinks that, but those chronically online, disconnected from the real world people did.

[–] ichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

That's the kind of claim that should never be taken seriously and you're not doing anyone any favours by spreading it

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yooo. My friend, step back and take a look.