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[โ€“] Asafum@feddit.nl 131 points 11 months ago

Of course same old story "piece of shit refuses to accept reality until it personally affects him."

[โ€“] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 90 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The scene in the first episode of Clarkson's Farm where his neighbor tears into him for ignoring climate change is quite satisfying

[โ€“] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 45 points 11 months ago

As usual, the "it's not real until it's my idea" narcissism that I've expected from right wing chodes.

[โ€“] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Zorque@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

Which is probably why it's 59 3/4 instead of 64 3/4 like that other post.

[โ€“] Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'd love to see an educated guess on how much c02 this cunt pantry sent into the atmosphere during his 30 year career.

[โ€“] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

Considering what's involved in his vacations and shows, way more then his fair share. Considering he helped normalize climate change denial to the masses, even more.

[โ€“] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

It's honestly so embarrassing to share the planet with these cretins who only care about and believe things happening to them personally.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 16 points 11 months ago

It's like that Flat Earther, it's good that they admitted their mistake but it needn't have taken that long or required that much of a journey...

[โ€“] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He's the Oh No So Anyway guy, right?

[โ€“] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

So, anyways...

[โ€“] _stranger_@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'd settle for "I'm a car show host, why the fuck are you looking to me for climate advice. For the love of everything you hold dear, listen to the fucking scientists"

[โ€“] saigot@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Like it or not he is a big part of deciding the direction of car culture and what cars are cool and what cars are lame. Had he focused more on electric cars* or spent less time demonizing and othering bikes and buses then things could have gone better.

* Electric Cars are not an ultimate solution to climate change but they are important transitionary technology while countries rework their infrastructure.

[โ€“] callouscomic@lemm.ee -3 points 10 months ago

Interesting. I was unaware that a car show host was responsible for global emissions standards.

[โ€“] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

What a fat white sack of shit. The man is completely incapable of caring about the world beyond his own tits. Get fucked Clarkeson.

[โ€“] casmael@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I misread this as clarkson finally recognises climate crisis during asda trip

[โ€“] konalt@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

bloody ac wasn't working in me cah on me way to Asda, proper sweatin I was

[โ€“] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

What an asshole

[โ€“] deacon@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Too Little, meet my friend Too Late.

[โ€“] Irelephant@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

He began to gave a shit about biodiversity once he got a farm.