this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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[โ€“] [email protected] 131 points 2 months ago

Of course same old story "piece of shit refuses to accept reality until it personally affects him."

[โ€“] [email protected] 89 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The scene in the first episode of Clarkson's Farm where his neighbor tears into him for ignoring climate change is quite satisfying

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

The builder, Alan. โ€œItโ€™s electric, that vanโ€.

[โ€“] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But that's okay because he's not very funny.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I didn't even realize he was trying to be funny.

[โ€“] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago

As usual, the "it's not real until it's my idea" narcissism that I've expected from right wing chodes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Which is probably why it's 59 3/4 instead of 64 3/4 like that other post.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd love to see an educated guess on how much c02 this cunt pantry sent into the atmosphere during his 30 year career.

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Considering what's involved in his vacations and shows, way more then his fair share. Considering he helped normalize climate change denial to the masses, even more.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

It's honestly so embarrassing to share the planet with these cretins who only care about and believe things happening to them personally.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

It's like that Flat Earther, it's good that they admitted their mistake but it needn't have taken that long or required that much of a journey...

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's the Oh No So Anyway guy, right?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

So, anyways...

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd settle for "I'm a car show host, why the fuck are you looking to me for climate advice. For the love of everything you hold dear, listen to the fucking scientists"

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Like it or not he is a big part of deciding the direction of car culture and what cars are cool and what cars are lame. Had he focused more on electric cars* or spent less time demonizing and othering bikes and buses then things could have gone better.

* Electric Cars are not an ultimate solution to climate change but they are important transitionary technology while countries rework their infrastructure.

[โ€“] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago

Interesting. I was unaware that a car show host was responsible for global emissions standards.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

What a fat white sack of shit. The man is completely incapable of caring about the world beyond his own tits. Get fucked Clarkeson.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I misread this as clarkson finally recognises climate crisis during asda trip

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

bloody ac wasn't working in me cah on me way to Asda, proper sweatin I was

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

What an asshole

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Too Little, meet my friend Too Late.