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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can't even keister a margarita in public anymore, what's the world come to?

[–] jayk@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

because of WOKE

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Isn't this just that "boofing" that United States Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh is rather fond of? What's the problem?

[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not here to kink shame but they should get themselves a personal funnel and margarita mix so they can do this at home.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I suspect that doing this at the restaurant is probably what their real kink is lol

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The funnel gets 86'd

What does this mean?

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

86 is shorthand for "removed from the menu" or similar.

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've always heard and used it in the context of removing a person from somewhere.

I.e. kicking someone out of a bar

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 years ago

I've also heard it used almost exclusively in terms of "getting rid of someone/something from where it currently is", most commonly "86 that thought/idea" in place of "forget that" or similar

Turns out it originally is from food menus

[–] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's all the fuss about? Who hasn't butt-chugged a pitcher of margaritas at a Mexican restaurant?

Nobody else? Just me and the lady in the article?

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Casa Bonita special: just $9.99 all you can butt chug!

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ffs, have the tiniest goddamn sliver of class people.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Right? The butt funnel goes to the right of the plate

[–] weew@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Did they just use the salad butt funnel for the main course?

[–] signor@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Frozen or on-the-rocks?

[–] RandomGuy79@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

Of course it's in fucking waycross