this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2025
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Out of Context Comics

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Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!

Rules:

  1. Comics must come from actual comic books. No AI or Photoshops.

  2. Single panels are preferred.

  3. Comics should be unintentionally funny. Spider-man cracking wise is not what this is about.

  4. Don't be a dick.

  5. I can't believe I've had to add this... NO RACISM.

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[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 90 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More proof that Superman is kinda a dick.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

How dare he just Supermansplain that to her in public like that, no superclass at all.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd call him out on "Super-count" even being a thing.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He can do super math at one point, too.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago (4 children)


It's so super, it's 10x normal math.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 year ago

20 × 16 × 10 = 32000 is definitely in the supershenanigans domain

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What fucking nerd knows the weight of a bean

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I bet he doesn't even know the weights of any other legumes. What a super-poser

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

He's holding a bean in his other hand. Presumably, he doubles as a scale.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A nerd with a kitchen scale?

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hands up, who here would have been able to recall the weight of a bean from memory?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not sure why he couldn't have immediately taken a bean off of a scale before that panel. I hope your memory isn't that poor.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Feel free to investigate the matter and find out. Until then, it is as possible that he did as it is that he didn't.

Come to think of it, since he's fictional, he did both. And neither. At the same time if you want.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, thank you. I don't need to cover every possible base for a joke.

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To get to the next jar of beans?

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

It was a different time, people constantly needed to know how many small objects were inside of a larger object.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

How exactly did Lois rise to the job of chief journalist at a national newspaper anyway?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right? He could just be making shit up and we just believe it because he's Superman!

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wow, Superman is a shithead “well actually” reply guy.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

Judging by the era implied by the art style, it comes from a time when mansplaining wasn't just accepted, it was expected.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 1 year ago

You let a million things go every day, Supe... why couldn't this be one of them?

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This brought back early internet memories of superdickery

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I miss that site so much.

[–] dtrain@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I want this scene in the next Superman movie

Early super man had literally every power, including super math and super sewing. They had to cut out all that shit cause Superman was never in danger and had no weaknesses, although in these days, superhero comics were still being written as if they were detective pulp novels, so super man wasn’t flying around having epic battles with doomsday or metallo

[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

I'll say it again, you're a super idiot, Lois.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

GOT HER ASS

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Goes to counter

Tells correct answer

???

Profit.

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

You tell her Superbro

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Being telepathic is Un-American!