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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can make a mean dish, but usually it's below average.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Math joke. I get it.

[–] CanaryWhiskey@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I can’t believe Mac ‘n cheese is so good that I agree it’s “fuckable.”

[–] ZJBlank@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That’s what good pussy sound like

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

This Mac 'n Cheese fucks.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Applewood smoked bacon, Pepperjack and Gouda, just a little bit of fresh jalapeños... 🤤

[–] Atlusb@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Take away the bacon, but add caramelized onions

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

Where's the food I can just eat? 😩

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

Salad. Burger. Pie.

Yeah I said it.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 9 points 1 year ago

I make a passive agressive pie

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

American Cheese

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I take "mean" to mean a mean average.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

The mac and cheese

youtube.com/watch?v=LGzbFXm55oU

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The Lighthouse (2019)

[–] BaumGeist@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

that chicken was an animal that was raised in war-crime conditions and killed on a conveyor belt of death where it watched as its kin in front of it were stunned and then drowned.

That cheese comes from a cow who was fisted in the ass by a farmer so they could inseminate it (a process many would describe using an upsetting term beginning with the lettee 'r', were it done to humans), only to havw the resulting child ripped away from it before they could bond so that her milk, intended for her child, could be extracted by a cold machine and sold to humans.

Probably not the best examples to use in this situation.

I do not recommend sounding with macaroni.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

Macaroni in a pot