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Distressing Survey Finds Most U.S. Citizens Unable To Name All 340 Million Americans (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It always irks me when a US American doesn't know J. John Barker Jr from Livingston Montana

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait a second. IM J. John Barker Jr. From Livingston Montana!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh I had no idea they were an international master in chess. The more you know

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Johnayyyyy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

sorry, after 330 million became a bit diffcut to me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is where China is decades ahead of the US. They can name 340M people in their sleep.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

"just throw a bunch of silverware"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Most???