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Distressing Survey Finds Most U.S. Citizens Unable To Name All 340 Million Americans (theonion.com)
submitted 11 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[โ€“] AmidFuror@fedia.io 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is where China is decades ahead of the US. They can name 340M people in their sleep.

[โ€“] crawancon@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

"just throw a bunch of silverware"