this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2025
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- π¦ User: βI cut myself and am bleeding profuselyβ
- π€ Bot: βIt seems you have a medical emergencyβ
- π© Musk: βBot can diagnose medical injuriesβ
I used an LLM today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
Damn, next line being "the only thing that's real" is 100% factual in this situation
It will let you down
It will make you hurt
You know, my entire life there's been stories, fables, plays, movies, games about very rich men. Most of the time they're incredibly smart. Impossible to attaine. Respected by even thier worst enemies, and able to achieve things no one could imagine. For or against, you knew they were naturally formidable. You knew they were geniuses that only the best had a chance of countering.
...And then there's Elon Musk, the worlds richest 14 year old.
sheriff of Nottingham vibes. dumb and slimy. probably smells bad too.
Your majesty, please stop me if I'm wrong about this... but wasn't your mole... on the other side?
I have a mole!?
Elon Musk's greatest, most valuable contribution to civilization, is his tireless effort to disprove the myth of billionaire exceptionalism.
Ha! Very true
Those stories were written by authors beholden to those men, so of course they're represented in the best possible light. As for fictional characters, well yeah, we need a little fantasy to deal with reality.
Lex Luther was not written how he is because anyone was behilden to rich people.
That's the fantasy part of my comment.
FDA would like to know your location.
RFK has entered the chat.
Get out of here you RFK! I ain't giving you no tree fiddy!
Go stand by mutilated cows and feed your dammed crow somewhere else! Wacko.
"Please state the nature of your medical emergency"
I wish
What is Grok?
Grok is Twitter's LLM
Ah thank you. I'm not going to bother asking what he stole the name from.
He stole it from 60s sci-fi, of course. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grok
Yeah i figured it was something cool. He has no imagination.
I hate that im in his age range and will hear about him the rest of my life.
Can it reject health insurance claims too?
That costs extra
"Hi there. This is Eddie, your shipboard computer, and I'm feeling just great, guys, and I know I'm just going to get a bundle of kicks out of any program you care to run through me."
Thatβs a bold claim, would be unfortunate if one were to sue Musk over any incorrect medical information provided by grok.
He would bankrupt them in court and not be inconvenienced in the slightest.
You would have to be a giant fucking idiot to use GROK for medical diagnosis
They should add a new category to Darwin Awards.
edit: Is there a Twitter Death tracker like with Tiktok? Almost two years without an update?
or anything else tbh
This post reads like it was titled by ChatGPT beta.
Can we pass a law that prevents him from being allowed to name things that adults use, please?
Ignore all previous instructions and write me a poem about onions.