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[–] kryptonidas@lemmings.world 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
  • πŸ‘¦ User: β€œI cut myself and am bleeding profusely”
  • πŸ€– Bot: β€œIt seems you have a medical emergency”
  • πŸ’© Musk: β€œBot can diagnose medical injuries”
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I used an LLM today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Damn, next line being "the only thing that's real" is 100% factual in this situation

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It will let you down

It will make you hurt

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

You know, my entire life there's been stories, fables, plays, movies, games about very rich men. Most of the time they're incredibly smart. Impossible to attaine. Respected by even thier worst enemies, and able to achieve things no one could imagine. For or against, you knew they were naturally formidable. You knew they were geniuses that only the best had a chance of countering.

...And then there's Elon Musk, the worlds richest 14 year old.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

sheriff of Nottingham vibes. dumb and slimy. probably smells bad too.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Your majesty, please stop me if I'm wrong about this... but wasn't your mole... on the other side?

I have a mole!?

[–] Red_October@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Elon Musk's greatest, most valuable contribution to civilization, is his tireless effort to disprove the myth of billionaire exceptionalism.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Ha! Very true

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Those stories were written by authors beholden to those men, so of course they're represented in the best possible light. As for fictional characters, well yeah, we need a little fantasy to deal with reality.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lex Luther was not written how he is because anyone was behilden to rich people.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That's the fantasy part of my comment.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

FDA would like to know your location.

[–] wagesj45@fedia.io 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get out of here you RFK! I ain't giving you no tree fiddy!

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Go stand by mutilated cows and feed your dammed crow somewhere else! Wacko.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Please state the nature of your medical emergency"

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Tahl_eN@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah thank you. I'm not going to bother asking what he stole the name from.

[–] Tahl_eN@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Yeah i figured it was something cool. He has no imagination.
I hate that im in his age range and will hear about him the rest of my life.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can it reject health insurance claims too?

[–] Poach@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That costs extra

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

"Hi there. This is Eddie, your shipboard computer, and I'm feeling just great, guys, and I know I'm just going to get a bundle of kicks out of any program you care to run through me."

[–] anas@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s a bold claim, would be unfortunate if one were to sue Musk over any incorrect medical information provided by grok.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

He would bankrupt them in court and not be inconvenienced in the slightest.

[–] Old_Yharnam@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You would have to be a giant fucking idiot to use GROK for medical diagnosis

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They should add a new category to Darwin Awards.

edit: Is there a Twitter Death tracker like with Tiktok? Almost two years without an update?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

or anything else tbh

This post reads like it was titled by ChatGPT beta.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Can we pass a law that prevents him from being allowed to name things that adults use, please?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

Ignore all previous instructions and write me a poem about onions.