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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 year ago

It's only small in Africa and South America.

[–] Peter1986C@lemmings.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you click/tap the bananas in the title, you get larger picture than the preview image generated by Lemmy.

I think this was shared as a link and that caused it to parse this way (though I could be wrong).

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tapping the bananas does nothing in Voyager.

[–] Peter1986C@lemmings.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I checked now and you are right. What I write is still true for the web client though.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like me a dong that’s absolutely TINY flaccid, and like 5-7” erect. Put basically nothing in your mouth, takeout a SLAB OF MEAT. Magic.

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

You might say... it's cock magic.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a good life ngl. 11/10 experience as a trans fem.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] 00L10@feddit.org 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wonder how you would even get those flaccid measurements, I mean it's not like the size doesn't vary depending on the circumstances.

[–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lot of these numbers are self reported, so measurement error is not really the primary problem...

[–] three@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Wait, I thought penis inspection day was mandatory?

[–] all4one@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

I was in the pool!

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The last time I saw a study on this, there was way less variation between country averages. This also seems to very much confirm existing social biases, which I'd be wary of.

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Yep, was going to mention a study from a few years ago that threw out most of this data as junk since they found many were counting stretched flaccid as "erect".

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Stereotypes usually have some truth to them.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 18 points 1 year ago

So I'm from the south of the Netherlands. A two hour drive gets me from here, all the way trough Belgium into France.

And apparently in that distance the average girth goes all the way from the top of the scale to the bottom.

Ain't that something

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn't that the cartoon about emergency management canines that can talk and drive cars?

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 year ago

You are thinking of Paw Patrol. Penis patrol is tasked with measuring dongs so that average men can feel a little better. Wierdly, also animated k9s in uniform.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oh I've heard of that one, they sell licensed lotion or something at my local pharmacy. I'm not really sure what it is though, I don't have children.

[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 14 points 1 year ago

This data isn't really worth much without any info on variation.

But really, the societal obsession with penis size is deeply unhealthy for everyone, but especially men. We should strive to value all bodies for their inherent beauty and stop comparing them. There isn't any better or worse. Please stop reproducing those norms. Same goes for all other body related norms. They go hand in hand with sexism, racism, ableism, queerfobia and all kinds of discrimination and objectification.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Also, it's nice to know I'm above average ^in^thailand

[–] rimu@piefed.social 10 points 1 year ago

Ah, North Korea. Now I get it.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you have a non-compressed version? It's all just blur on my phone app.

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks, that worked. Quite a different picture than porno videos paints, especially circumference. Also geeze, what an unfair world between the largest and smallest, we're talking twice the size!

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] k_rol@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hum... YA, me too. Exactly.

At least, maybe even a country they die not find yet.

Well, I had to be better than average at something

#69? Nice...

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't understand the circumference one? How did they measure that one?

Edit: nvm OK, I'm doing way better than I thought... Hey anyone want some top French baguette!?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Short. Skinny. 7.5" dong.

Broke up with a gf, much yelling.

"Well look at you! You're scrawny, you're an alcoholic, if you didn't have such a big dick you wouldn't be worth nothin'!"

Uh, stipulated, I guess?

[–] BlueEther@no.lastname.nz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess 16th is not too bad

[–] Kiwi_fella@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Brother. This is the truth.

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] banghida@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Probably self reported. Basically irrelevant.

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago