It's so wild to me, how long the guy spent trying to rebrand as some 90s hip-hop guy, only for him to rebrand as a nazi in like a day.
this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2025
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It's almost as if his true self is just a pathetic piece of shit.
Sounds like a lack of a good role model
People called him a reptile for a while. Now we just know what kind of reptile he is: a chameleon.
Despite what the dei crowd would have you believe people are very quick to accept others for who they really are.
Elon Cuckerberg
It should be 'community notes sourced through X'.
Let's just start calling donald the failed elon. Not as rich, not as successful, not as elon. The failed elon, (f)elon, or felon for short.
Elon is an anagram of Nero, once you see that the R and the L are next to each other on the dvorak keyboard. And Nero can be represented as 666, which is the number of the beast.
Coincidence? I think not 🤨
As a Dvorak user I feel compelled to believe this.
I've always wondered, how do dvorak users reproduce/replicate?
I was propogandized into learning it as a teenager.
Oh, I thought you would be vat-grown. Bummer.
L and R also are known to be mixed a lot in what we call "Engrish", maybe it was meant to be a warning the whole time
He also truncated his last name to remove the -berg suffix, along with the first name change.
Larps Suckers Turd (Dumbasses)
Not even trying to be funny, or mean or anything, but I legit only saw his name and the thumbnail and my immediate thought was, "Oh, I wonder why they'd use a picture of Mark Zuckerberg's grandma for this article"
LOL
Hey, it may work and confuddle Trump.
Elon vs Elon Musk boxing match
Literally the only thing I like about Zuck is that he doesnt seem to have a pathological need for approval. Sure he is every bit as bad for society, but atleast he is quiet about it.
This is the most singularly pathetic move i have ever seen in my life.
These people do not deserve their money and status. Not a single touch of it.