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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sorry, what's .Net again?

The runtime? You mean .Net, or .Net Core, or .Net Framework? Oh, you mean a web framework in .Net. Was that Asp.Net or AspNetcore?

Remind me why we let the "Can't call it Windows 9" company design our enterprise language?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Can't call it Windows 9

But that actually made sense! They care about backwards compatibility.

For those not in the know: some legacy software checked if the OS name began with "Windows 9" to differentiate between 95 and future versions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

.net core is not a thing anymore in case somebody it's not aware, now is just .net. (unless you use really old version of course).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I scream silently everytime.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

May I introduce you to Usb 3.x renaming?

3.0, 3.1Gen1, 3.2Gen1, 3.2Gen1x1 are the 5Gbps version.

3.1Gen2, 3.2Gen2, 3.2Gen1x2, 3.2Gen2x1 are the 10Gbps version.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Are those USB naming schemes, or edgy usernames from 2000s like xXx_31Gen3x1HardCore_xXx?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, but we all should admit: .net is a terrible name.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And then there's .net classic and .net core. Making up two entirely separate names shouldn't be difficult for marketing executives.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

.NET Core doesn't exist any more. It's just .NET now. I think that changed around the release of .NET 5?

The classic version is mostly legacy at this point too.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just because it's no longer supported doesn't mean there's not some poor intern refactoring spaghetti backend in a basement somewhere using it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hi, it's me, the intern refactoring the spaghetti .NET core backend. I'm not in a basement though. AMA

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I am so sorry, man. No one deserves this.