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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 62 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is no elite prime plan for climate change, bitch.

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In the end, without some kind of society to support you, all you can do with your wealth is stick it up your ass.

(Like not you zarathustra0, the figurative "you".)

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm pretty confused actually, how do I get the 20 rolls of quarters out of my asshole?

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You go back in time and slap yourself for thinking of doing something so stupid.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Don't worry, they're doing their best to replace society with LLMs.

They seem to have a pretty good stranglehold on it in the mean time, though.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Fun fact: this is how fire fighters used to be.

There'd be fire markers on the outer walls to indicate which fire protection company covered that building and whichever firefighter turned up would bill that fire protection company who'd then bill the customer/customer's insurance company.

Edit: typo.

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

Fact: Yes.

Fun: Not so much.

[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There is a scene in gangs of new york that pretty accurately shows how some fire fighters worked back then.

https://youtu.be/e6eDVsl8Kp4

[–] troybot@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

City where I live burned to the ground TWO times so they finally established a fire department in the 1800s

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 35 points 2 years ago

Remember, according to their followers California deserves this for being heathens. Not the flood in NC though, or the hurricane in FL. Those are just flukes, but anyone in CA deserves it according to them. Even this guy.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is indistinguishable from satire for me. I honestly can't tell if it is or isn't.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

It ain't going to get any easier either.

[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] recreationalcatheter@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

We should know this is the way... Mother nature is cooking them for us ffs

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

But first, roast the rich!

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

For as much as authoritarians and the GOP voters hate California, a lot of them live there. Just another facet of their "Rules for thee" lifestyle.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Think of Trump, a billionaire New York real estate mogul, who's made his career off the support of people who... hate rich city-dwellimg developers.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some of them are leaving - and making a big spectacle of it and using their departure to feed into the lie that "EvErYoNe iS LeAviNg CaLiFoRniA!!1!"

But I wish more of the really obnoxious ones would leave. The reasonable Republicans/moderate conservatives? I have no problem with them staying and promoting a different perspective. That's good for the state. But the reactionary hard-core cult members can fuck right off.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I have no problem with them staying and promoting a different perspective.

I wish conservatism wasn't the only different perspective being promoted. It's the gateway to all the bullshit happening everywhere.

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

I mean I absolutely hate and despise NY despite living there for 26 years. I finally had the opportunity to move away and did but it was a solid 8 years before I could.

I’m sure there are Californians who feel the same.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago

ironically Wasser, of course means water in German ... Wasserman will pay any amount.. for water

[–] philluminati@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Where is capitalism when you need it?

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago

Delicious "where is your God now" moment.

[–] azantis@ani.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am not really sure capitalism is the problem, rather tech and politics. I mean, do you have any practical alternative to the oil industry and also a handful of skilled politicians that will convince most of the population to consume less than they already do for a few years while we implement this new tech?

The point isn't the economy, is those which consume it: us, we, me and you.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

https://www.cambridge.org/core/books/no-miracles-needed/8D183E65462B8DC43397C19D7B6518E3

The solutions have been sitting there for a while. The lack of political support is almost entirely due to oil companies. It's just capitalism.

[–] azantis@ani.social 0 points 2 years ago

Still, someone is paying those oil companies, and I cannot see a bigger culprit than the end consumer. I mean, we don't really have a choice in the matter since we alone have no power over it, we either accept it or, well, go dark.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

"what do you mean money cant solve side effects of climate crisis"

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 9 points 2 years ago

Crassus: laughs maniacally

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Thinking big and thinking ahead are woke, I want to throw money at any problem instead.

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] echolalia@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Many news sources are reporting that it is a real tweet.

huffpo article

Apparently the tweet has been deleted. If its fake its bamboozled dozens of reputable news outlets. Looks real to me.

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I had called fake because that account doesn't even exist, but according to that article (thanks for the link), the entire account was deleted as well.

[–] mydude@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hasn't California had super majority democratic rule for like ten years straight? Why is op complaining on Trump supporter?

[–] anthropomorphized@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Trump withholds aid from states he didn't win, or governor's he doesn't like. Regressive climate policy in general, remember when he said Cali should rake the forest. X poster wasn't satire, and vocally supports a regime that will abandon him to flames

[–] mydude@lemmy.world -3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

https://ballotpedia.org/Party_control_of_California_state_government

Looks like they have had trifecta (3/3) and two thirds control for last 33 years... But sure 4 years of Trump did this.

[–] Wiz@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

California has adopted a responsible climate agenda. Unfortunately, there's the rest of the country not doing this.

[–] mydude@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

https://x.com/jimmy_dore/status/1877783387076956492

How about disaster prevention additions? Increased budget for lafd, or has the budget been cut......

[–] Wiz@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I said California, and you are changing the scope. But yeah, that was a bad move to take money from the FD.

[–] mydude@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

Well the scope for California is the same...

https://www.newsweek.com/gavin-newsom-cut-100m-fire-prevention-budget-before-california-fires-2012980

"The 2024-25 California state budget, which Governor Gavin Newsom signed into law in June 2024, slashed funding for wildfire and forest resilience by $101 million as part of a series of cutbacks according to an analysis by the state's Legislative Analyst's Office"