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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon tries to take care of his little bro (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

I recently got an email reminder to pay for a toll via an e sticker thingamabob on my car.

Problem: My car got stolen over a year ago.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Probably for the best - since the accident was probably little bro's fault.

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why do they only have one working car port anyway?

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most cars, especially older ones, only have one cigarette lighter. How many cigarettes could you possibly need to light?

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

All of them.