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Y'all penguins pretend to be survival experts but a single breeding pair of polar bears would end your entire species.

by the time you come up with responses to all these comments you'll probably have to wait for the satellite to come back in range so you can post them

There are places with so many trees they have a whole career called lumberjack that spend decades felling and moving the tree bodies they call 'timber'

the supplies ship won't make it this season

Unlike all of you McMurdo residents, some of us have never watched John Carpenter’s The Thing.

Context: https://gizmodo.com/these-south-pole-scientists-who-watch-the-thing-every-y-1823387869

They're going to fall off the edge if they go too far

Real continents have southern borders.

It ain't got to be that cold, bro.

All those condoms won't fix the crumbling marriage you left behind. Also, the softserve machine is broken.

There is more to life then using up the condom rations that are delivered to the base every month.

The ending of that mystery novel they're reading.

Snow is fuckin bullshit

santa is on the NORTH pole, get USED to it.

You're still in Australia

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