Y'all penguins pretend to be survival experts but a single breeding pair of polar bears would end your entire species.
this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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There are places with so many trees they have a whole career called lumberjack that spend decades felling and moving the tree bodies they call 'timber'
Unlike all of you McMurdo residents, some of us have never watched John Carpenter’s The Thing.
Context: https://gizmodo.com/these-south-pole-scientists-who-watch-the-thing-every-y-1823387869
They're going to fall off the edge if they go too far
the supplies ship won't make it this season
Real continents have southern borders.
They have a southern border, but it has a length of exactly 0.
It ain't got to be that cold, bro.
I'm not cold hearted, but I was born and will die in the tundra.
Saying you live in a "remote part of the world" is just a fancy way of saying you live in the middle of fucking nowhere
There is more to life then using up the condom rations that are delivered to the base every month.
All those condoms won't fix the crumbling marriage you left behind. Also, the softserve machine is broken.
The ending of that mystery novel they're reading.
santa is on the NORTH pole, get USED to it.
Snow is fuckin bullshit
I have done a science for you, snow is white and cold while bullshit appears to be brown, warm and so so soft.
You're still in Australia
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