"hope this email finds you dead"
Microblog Memes
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
RELATED COMMUNITIES:
I hope this email finds you before I do.
Hope this email finds you in a well.
"Hope you are doing poorly."
"As per my previous threat, ..."
"Have a horrible rest of your life."
"Worst regards."
"Worm regards" just to be chaotic
I feel that only works if your signature is Paul-Muad'Dib
Hostile reminder: pay your bill, you twat!
"Hey fuckface" is a fine way to start.
flirty reminder
"To whom it will concern"
@molly0xfff
Clever
Any message containing "a friendly" is not and never will be friendly. Just how "a polite" does not make it polite.
I disagree with this absolute. I've sent people messages like "friendly reminder: you have soup on the stove." My intent is friendly: remind them that they have impending soup and remind them not to burn down the house. Specifying "friendly" was my attempt to soften the blow, as many of the people I have reminded are aware they're forgetful and become defensive, even if the reminder is needed.
I no longer use that approach because it's been so consistently received so poorly, but the reminders were friendly in terms of intent. I don't think I've yet discovered a way to convey this kind of friendly reminder without annoying the recipient, but I still try.
I agree that a "friendly reminder" from a corporation is very unlikely to be as it describes itself.
Or how adding "no offense" doesn't remove the deep offense you just bestowed onto the receiving party haha
Any phrase that begins with "With all due respect" is about to be delivered with an absolute lack of all respect
Au contraire. Anything that begins with "With all due respect" is delivered with all the respect the recipient is actually due.
I feel like putting that on the password reset emails that we send out at work. They never resent their passwords, ever.
"Friendly reminder - stop sending me these fucking emails."
That's just Duolingo