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[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.

[–] Githyanki@lemmings.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?

[–] gentooer@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Especially on IRC

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There was that one bash.org quote where a script kiddie was given 127.0.0.1 as part of an "oh yeah I dare you" taunt after he said he could hack anyone, and he fell for it hook line and sinker. He was posting things like "Hahaha your K drive is being deleted! Now your H drive! [connection reset by peer]" and right after that the challenger was like "I don't even have a K drive."

(RIP bash.org though. I would have tried to link it otherwise)

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

I came across this when looking up a quote a couple weeks back: bash-org-archive.com

[–] pixelblut@feddit.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah. RIP bash.org, where introverted people could read chat logs of other like-minded introverts. And I don't even /s this, I genuinely miss this stuff...

at least you can still read the archive

https://bash-org-archive.com/

[–] PunchingWood@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the meme of someone making a website with AI and then said to a bro his programming days were over.

And then proceeds to send the localhost address to the guy.

[–] rustyfemboy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

It wasn't even a localhost address, it was a file:// URL if I remember correctly.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey! I once hacked that guy. Dude had left every port open.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your comment has 127 points. Would be funny if mine has 0, the comment below mine too, but than someone has 1 point.

Anyways. How are you doing today?

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 year ago

I don't think 201.-9 is a valid IP path 🤔